What's your favorite Pokemon?

Dec 05

You: whats u re favorite pokemon

Stranger: m

Stranger: pepee

You: who

Stranger: turkeyy

Stranger: sexyy g

You: farfetched??

Stranger: yeahh u

You: what the fuck are you saying

Stranger: gavurun dölüü

You: any chance english wasnt your first language

Stranger: this is what I do Turkish translation

Stranger: gavurun dölüü

You: alright

Stranger: orda gece mii

Stranger: bacıı

You: i dont know what youre saying

Stranger: ı m turkıshh

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: how old are you

You: 25

You: now that we got that out of the way

You: what’s your favorite pokemon

Stranger: Are you OK now I’m naked dostumm

You: i dont like where this is going

You have disconnected.

Dec 04

any indian girlll???

Stranger: any indian girlll???

You: whats your favorite pokemon and/or kreayshawn song

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: i love pokemon

Stranger: me too

You: theyre comfortable and easy to wear

You: which one is your favorite

Stranger: kecleon

You: what an odd choice

You: why is that your favorite

Stranger: bc i like mine…and yes i have one lvl 100

Stranger: have many pointless lvl 100s…like a pichu

You: Dang man you are The Champ

Stranger: no…

Stranger: thats my brother

You: really

Stranger: really really

Stranger: did you know that DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleic acid?

You: yeah

Stranger: oh…

Stranger: i didnt

Stranger: until about 5 minutes ago

You: shit youre retarded

You have disconnected.

get a life dude

Stranger: hi

You: yo

Stranger: asl

You: whats Your Favorite pokemon

Stranger: what the fuck

Stranger: um

Stranger: bulbasaur

You: good pick

Stranger: okey..

Stranger: age

You: 25

You: so why is bulbasaur your favorite

Stranger: really

You: yeah why

Stranger: why u wanna know about pokemons?

You: what else is there in life than to become the very best???

Stranger: where you from

You: i feel like this is getting a little too personal

You: how about you tell me why bulbasaur is your favorite first

Stranger: are you idiot or idiot

You: i don’t know if i like these choices

You: could you make it idiot or idiot or 5 time pokemon champion

You: that way i could pick option C

Stranger: get a life dude

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: whats your favorite pokemon

Stranger: don’t have one

You: why not

Stranger: cuz I stopped playing with those when I learned what girls were

You: oh ok

You: so is jynx your favorite then

Stranger: no

You: racist

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: helow

Stranger: hi 16 m england incase you were going to ask asl

Stranger: how r u?

You: pretty good

You: whats your favorite pokemon

Stranger: lol no idea

You: you have no idea what your favorite pokemon is

Stranger: nope

You: how about your favorite flavor of tea

Stranger: fuck you

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Stranger: hi

You: whats your Favorite Pokemon

Stranger: PIkachiu . you?

You: gyarados

Stranger: nice

Stranger: :)

Stranger: from?

You: magikarp typically

You: theres a red shiny one you can catch though

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oct 28

Anonymous asked: What's your favorite Pokemon? SRS

gyarados

Jul 23

oops

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi m or f

You: hi

You: any idea why i keep getting captcha

Stranger: Wat?

You: like every time i start a new session on here it gives me a captcha

You: it’s fucking annoying

Stranger: Dont no

Stranger: M or f

You: you sound hot

You: i’m f

Stranger: Im m. Age?

You: 23

Stranger: Im 22

Stranger: Kik?

You: first tell me your favorite pokemon

Stranger: Wtf??!?!???!!?!!!!!

You: you know

Stranger: Sqirtle

You: which one is that

Stranger: Some water crap

You: sounds like you really know your stuff

Stranger: My broter plays

You: pokemon’s for nerds though huh

You: i bet you’re the brains of the family

Stranger: No my dad is the same if not smarter than me

You: maybe i should be talking to him on kik then ^-~

Stranger: Hes 58

You: i’m ok with that

Stranger: Kik?

You: sure

Stranger: Wats ir username?

You: DyroneJones

Stranger: K

You: you sure you aren’t the smart one in the family

Stranger: Weelll i took the sat in 7th grade and got a 1673

You: whoa

Stranger: But my frend got a 1900

You: you’re giving me a boner already

Stranger: Boner????????????????

You: ya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You and the stranger both like Dildo.

You: hi

Stranger: :) m 16 usa

You: why do you like dildos then

Stranger: Cuz girls do so I thought that it would bring girls instead if guys

You: oh ok

You: what about pokemon

You: do you like those

Stranger: Asl first

You: come on man be a dildo not a dildont

Stranger: No I don’t like pokemon

You: fag

You have disconnected.

fuck captcha

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: why do i get a captcha every time now

Stranger: wat

You: between sessions i have to do a fucking captcha

You: each time

Stranger: whats wrong with that

You: do you even know what that is

Stranger: saw trollin pic on fb n here i m

You: what

You: the fuck are you talking about

Stranger: idk

You: ok let’s try something easier

You: what’s your favorite pokemon

Stranger: there all kool

You: name me one pokemon

You: any

Stranger: idk lol

You: i’m going to kill myself

You have disconnected.

Jul 06

one-lonely-lesbian asked: Your last convo was hilarious XD

I try.

jermaineoneal79

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: naked 14

Stranger: finding a girl on kik for naughty chat

You: im girl

Stranger: r u on kik

You: ys

Stranger: asl

You: naked 16

You: n u

Stranger: 19 m

You: what your favoreite pokemon

Stranger: ur user name

You: jermaineoneal79

Stranger: my fav pock charizard

You: coo

You: hey i ask u smthn ok?

Stranger: ur sweet name

You: yeah

You: jermaineoneal79 sounds like a 16 year-old girl name

Stranger: ask

You: is it ok if i lied im not rly 16

Stranger: ur real age

You: 24 naked male

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: naked 14

Stranger: horny male 22

You: wow get away from me petafile

Stranger: i wanna fuck u

You: ok

You: i show u my naked

Stranger: cmon show me now

You: tell me ur favorite pokemon first

Stranger: pikachu

You: ok bye fagot

You have disconnected.

this guy didn’t know who he was messing with

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello.

You: my cck so hrad

Stranger: orly

You: yes

Stranger: lts hve sx

You: what is your are favorite pkmn ?

Stranger: Chawizawd

You: y her

Stranger: HUR HUR HUR wut

You: y his ur favor

Stranger: i liek flems

You: ??

Stranger: ind drgnsz

You: idk wat u r sayig lol

Stranger: I barely do either lul

You: ok

You: u a girl or female

Stranger: I’m not so good at this multiple choice question.

You: kk

Stranger: I’ll take a 50.50

You: u sex girl then

Stranger: I sex girls yes. all day erry dai

You: were ur name

Stranger: mi nm crbn

Stranger: u

You: crbn ?

Stranger: y u no nderstnd mi nm crbn

You: huh

Stranger: wut

You: were ur girl name ?

Stranger: ys

You: ok

You: which is it

Stranger: ys

You: mine dyrone n u

Stranger: mi nm crbn

You: WHT

Stranger: dafaq y u no rd

You: were r u saying lol

You: cnt read a shit

You: crbn not a name dumf*k

Stranger: i nt tryng 2 tiep

Stranger: I’m the dumbfuck? ‘kay mate.

You: yes

You: stupied austria

You: were kangaroo

Stranger: The only kangaroos in Austria are the ones in the zoo.

You: wow u even dont not no ur own animal

You: dumf*ck go home

Stranger: Austria is not Australia.

You: ok were then

Stranger: You’re so stupid rofl

Stranger: I’m done.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.