You: whats u re favorite pokemon
Stranger: m
Stranger: pepee
You: who
Stranger: turkeyy
Stranger: sexyy g
You: farfetched??
Stranger: yeahh u
You: what the fuck are you saying
Stranger: gavurun dölüü
You: any chance english wasnt your first language
Stranger: this is what I do Turkish translation
Stranger: gavurun dölüü
You: alright
Stranger: orda gece mii
Stranger: bacıı
You: i dont know what youre saying
Stranger: ı m turkıshh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: how old are you
You: 25
You: now that we got that out of the way
You: what’s your favorite pokemon
Stranger: Are you OK now I’m naked dostumm
You: i dont like where this is going
You have disconnected.
Stranger: any indian girlll???
You: whats your favorite pokemon and/or kreayshawn song
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Stranger: hi
You: i love pokemon
Stranger: me too
You: theyre comfortable and easy to wear
You: which one is your favorite
Stranger: kecleon
You: what an odd choice
You: why is that your favorite
Stranger: bc i like mine…and yes i have one lvl 100
Stranger: have many pointless lvl 100s…like a pichu
You: Dang man you are The Champ
Stranger: no…
Stranger: thats my brother
You: really
Stranger: really really
Stranger: did you know that DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleic acid?
You: yeah
Stranger: oh…
Stranger: i didnt
Stranger: until about 5 minutes ago
You: shit youre retarded
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl
You: whats Your Favorite pokemon
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: um
Stranger: bulbasaur
You: good pick
Stranger: okey..
Stranger: age
You: 25
You: so why is bulbasaur your favorite
Stranger: really
You: yeah why
Stranger: why u wanna know about pokemons?
You: what else is there in life than to become the very best???
Stranger: where you from
You: i feel like this is getting a little too personal
You: how about you tell me why bulbasaur is your favorite first
Stranger: are you idiot or idiot
You: i don’t know if i like these choices
You: could you make it idiot or idiot or 5 time pokemon champion
You: that way i could pick option C
Stranger: get a life dude
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: whats your favorite pokemon
Stranger: don’t have one
You: why not
Stranger: cuz I stopped playing with those when I learned what girls were
You: oh ok
You: so is jynx your favorite then
Stranger: no
You: racist
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You: helow
Stranger: hi 16 m england incase you were going to ask asl
Stranger: how r u?
You: pretty good
You: whats your favorite pokemon
Stranger: lol no idea
You: you have no idea what your favorite pokemon is
Stranger: nope
You: how about your favorite flavor of tea
Stranger: fuck you
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Stranger: hi
You: whats your Favorite Pokemon
Stranger: PIkachiu . you?
You: gyarados
Stranger: nice
Stranger: :)
Stranger: from?
You: magikarp typically
You: theres a red shiny one you can catch though
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite Pokemon? SRS
gyarados
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi m or f
You: hi
You: any idea why i keep getting captcha
Stranger: Wat?
You: like every time i start a new session on here it gives me a captcha
You: it’s fucking annoying
Stranger: Dont no
Stranger: M or f
You: you sound hot
You: i’m f
Stranger: Im m. Age?
You: 23
Stranger: Im 22
Stranger: Kik?
You: first tell me your favorite pokemon
Stranger: Wtf??!?!???!!?!!!!!
You: you know
Stranger: Sqirtle
You: which one is that
Stranger: Some water crap
You: sounds like you really know your stuff
Stranger: My broter plays
You: pokemon’s for nerds though huh
You: i bet you’re the brains of the family
Stranger: No my dad is the same if not smarter than me
You: maybe i should be talking to him on kik then ^-~
Stranger: Hes 58
You: i’m ok with that
Stranger: Kik?
You: sure
Stranger: Wats ir username?
You: DyroneJones
Stranger: K
You: you sure you aren’t the smart one in the family
Stranger: Weelll i took the sat in 7th grade and got a 1673
You: whoa
Stranger: But my frend got a 1900
You: you’re giving me a boner already
Stranger: Boner????????????????
You: ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You and the stranger both like Dildo.
You: hi
Stranger: :) m 16 usa
You: why do you like dildos then
Stranger: Cuz girls do so I thought that it would bring girls instead if guys
You: oh ok
You: what about pokemon
You: do you like those
Stranger: Asl first
You: come on man be a dildo not a dildont
Stranger: No I don’t like pokemon
You: fag
You have disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: why do i get a captcha every time now
Stranger: wat
You: between sessions i have to do a fucking captcha
You: each time
Stranger: whats wrong with that
You: do you even know what that is
Stranger: saw trollin pic on fb n here i m
You: what
You: the fuck are you talking about
Stranger: idk
You: ok let’s try something easier
You: what’s your favorite pokemon
Stranger: there all kool
You: name me one pokemon
You: any
Stranger: idk lol
You: i’m going to kill myself
You have disconnected.
one-lonely-lesbian asked: Your last convo was hilarious XD
I try.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: naked 14
Stranger: finding a girl on kik for naughty chat
You: im girl
Stranger: r u on kik
You: ys
Stranger: asl
You: naked 16
You: n u
Stranger: 19 m
You: what your favoreite pokemon
Stranger: ur user name
You: jermaineoneal79
Stranger: my fav pock charizard
You: coo
You: hey i ask u smthn ok?
Stranger: ur sweet name
You: yeah
You: jermaineoneal79 sounds like a 16 year-old girl name
Stranger: ask
You: is it ok if i lied im not rly 16
Stranger: ur real age
You: 24 naked male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: naked 14
Stranger: horny male 22
You: wow get away from me petafile
Stranger: i wanna fuck u
You: ok
You: i show u my naked
Stranger: cmon show me now
You: tell me ur favorite pokemon first
Stranger: pikachu
You: ok bye fagot
You have disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: my cck so hrad
Stranger: orly
You: yes
Stranger: lts hve sx
You: what is your are favorite pkmn ?
Stranger: Chawizawd
You: y her
Stranger: HUR HUR HUR wut
You: y his ur favor
Stranger: i liek flems
You: ??
Stranger: ind drgnsz
You: idk wat u r sayig lol
Stranger: I barely do either lul
You: ok
You: u a girl or female
Stranger: I’m not so good at this multiple choice question.
You: kk
Stranger: I’ll take a 50.50
You: u sex girl then
Stranger: I sex girls yes. all day erry dai
You: were ur name
Stranger: mi nm crbn
Stranger: u
You: crbn ?
Stranger: y u no nderstnd mi nm crbn
You: huh
Stranger: wut
You: were ur girl name ?
Stranger: ys
You: ok
You: which is it
Stranger: ys
You: mine dyrone n u
Stranger: mi nm crbn
You: WHT
Stranger: dafaq y u no rd
You: were r u saying lol
You: cnt read a shit
You: crbn not a name dumf*k
Stranger: i nt tryng 2 tiep
Stranger: I’m the dumbfuck? ‘kay mate.
You: yes
You: stupied austria
You: were kangaroo
Stranger: The only kangaroos in Austria are the ones in the zoo.
You: wow u even dont not no ur own animal
You: dumf*ck go home
Stranger: Austria is not Australia.
You: ok were then
Stranger: You’re so stupid rofl
Stranger: I’m done.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.